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Monday, November 29, 2004

永别了,沾叔

人称鬼才的香港著作词家,黄沾不幸在上星期三过世。他不少的创作陪我度过了成长的岁月。在他的那么多的经点歌曲中,我挑了以下这一首歌词以大家分响。

问我

问我欢呼声有几多
问我悲哭声有几多
我如何能够一一去数清楚
问我点解会高兴
究竟点解要苦楚
我笑住回答
讲一声
我系我

无论我有百般对
或者千般错
全心去承受结果
面对世界一切
那怕会如何
全心保存真的我

问我得失有几多
其实得失不必清楚
我但求能够一一去数清楚
愿我一生去到终结
无论历尽几许风波
我仍然能够讲一声
我系我
我仍然能够讲一声
我系我

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:11 AM
Wednesday, November 24, 2004

No.7 Candy Lo


No 7 Candy Lo Posted by Hello

Ok, i dig rock chicks. I dig cantonese speaking gals too. So a cantonese rock chick totally rocks my world.

Probably best known for giving us the break up anthem,好心分手, or 至少走得比你早,to you non Cantonese speaking folks. The song was about how she coped with her breakup with Shawn Yue, who was accused of using her to make inroads into the HK showbiz. With such a torrid love life, you can't help but feel for her.

Another reason why she's hot, she acted as Wubai's wife in 顺流逆流。

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:33 AM
Monday, November 22, 2004

A not so incrediblie experience watching The Incredible

Watching The Incredibl=Nice
Watching The Incredible with noisy primary school kids and bawling infants= Not nice at all


First off The Incredible is a nice movie like a movie version of The Simpsons,just with supernatural powers and a father with brain cells between the ears. The humour isn't straight in your face, but more embedded in the dialouges. If you love your superheros, you will surely love this spoof of their kinds.

I would had enjoyed the movie more if i wasn't in a cinema full of pre puberty kids and noisy pre schoolers. If i am living in an anarchy society, i would had chew the head off the kid two seats to my right. Throughout the whole movie,he was trying to spoil it by yakking on the top of his voice on how the story was going to pan out. Fuck you, you don't own the cinema and learn some manners before you step into the cinema again.

Next, i hope parents understand that bringing your babies to the movies might disturb the cinematic experience of other movie goers. And please note that not all animation movies are suitable for your kids. Not all Disney animations are cutesy and kids friendly.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 5:04 PM

Are fans really the king?

Incidents over the past week have open up a can of worms on whether the paying fans have the right to do whatever they want.

The first incident happened in Brazil where a local footy team was assualted by their fans over their recent dismal form. Punches were thrown and police had to escort the team back to the team bus.

The way the Spanish fans behaved during the England vs Spain friendly was extremely disgraceful. Racist taunts and monkey chants were directed towards the colored players. Mind you, the chants were not confined to a certain section of the crowd, the chanting was so loud that it was even audible on the TV broadcast.

And if you think you had seen it all, the events that occurred at the closing moment of the Pistons vs Pacers match totally shocked the basketball fraternity. Ron Artest was lying on the announcers' table when beer was thrown at him from the spectator stand. Artest,touted the new Rodman, totally lost his cool and went charging after the alleged beer chucker. All hell broke loose as punches were thrown, more fans got into the fray and more beers were spilled.

Are fans really the king? Does the possession of a ticket give them the rights to abuse and even physically assault the underperforming players? Supporting a team might be a matter of life and death for some, it is just a job for the atheletes. Cut them some slack.


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:04 AM
Wednesday, November 17, 2004

No 8. Faith Yang


Faith Yang Nai Wen Posted by Hello

A lass with attitude, an icy cold image like Faye Wong. She's into rock music and has a unique voice, but probably is better known over here for her sentimental ballads. You would had probably seen her on the google box too in this facial care product advertisment for Neutrogenan.(correct me if im wrong here)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:24 AM
Monday, November 15, 2004

No 9. Yoyo Mung


No 9 Yoyo Mung Posted by Hello

Ok,she has a funny name. But she's pretty, and girls can get away with anything for being pretty.

Miss Yoyo first caught our attention when she appeared besides Andy Lau in Running Out of Time(暗战). Although she did basically nothing in the show except looking pretty, TVB was convinced that she is a star in the making and recruited her to star in their tv serials. So that she is, appearing in serials like 妙手仁心2 and 陀枪师姐4, satisfying the hordes of guys craving for eye candies.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:05 AM
Sunday, November 14, 2004

No 10. Li Qi Hong


No 10 Li Qi Hong Posted by Hello

You might had seen her in TVB serials like Shen Diao Xie Nu and some other forgettable shows. Probably known over our shores for her involvement in that dud movie starring Fann Wong .

Cute with a certain pixie like charm. Makes one goes weak in the knee when she smiles. ~Ah....

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:20 PM
Friday, November 12, 2004

A salute to the late Yasser Arafat

11.11.04 saw the passing on of a great leader.
Although i do not know much of the struggle between Palestine and Israel, i truely admire the way Mr Arafat stood his ground and fought for the rights of his people.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/middle_east/2004/arafat/default.stm

The link above will probably do a better job in explaining the Middle East conflict and how great Mr Arafat was.

PS: Im not anti-semeitic or condone the terrorist acts Mr Arafat perpetuated in the past.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:10 PM
Wednesday, November 10, 2004

不再让你孤单

here's the lyrics to the song 不再让你孤单

让我轻轻的吻着你的脸
擦干你伤心的眼泪
让你知道在孤单的时候
还有一个我陪着你
让我轻轻的对着你歌唱
像是吹在草原上的风
只想静静听你呼吸
紧紧拥抱你到天明
路遥远我们一起走
我要飞翔在你每个彩色的梦中
陪着你
我从遥远的地方来看你
要说许多的故事给你听
我最喜欢看你胡乱说话的模样逗我笑
尽管有天我们会变老
老得可能都模糊了眼睛
但是我要写出人间最美丽的歌送给你
路遥远我们一起走
我要飞翔在你每个彩色的梦中
对你说我爱你
woo......
我不再让你孤单
我的风霜你的单纯
我不再让你孤单
一起走到地老天荒
我不再让你孤单
我的疯狂你的天真
我不再让你孤单一起走到地老天荒
路遥远路遥远

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:46 PM
Saturday, November 06, 2004

top ten albums(II)

6. 大懒堂- LazyMuthaFucka (LMF)

This album created a furore when it was released back in 1999(or was it 2000?). With its liberal dosage of expletives, it invited severe criticism from various quarters labelling it as a cheap marketing gimmick and panning the negatively influence it had on the impressionable HK teenagers.

However if you listen beyond the vuglarites, this album is actually provides a social commentary of what is wrong in Hongkong. Songs about youths losing touch with their culture, the intrusive papparazzi, clueless HK youths and other social issues. Their songs are reminiscent of those from Sam Hui,the godfather of Cantopop whose songs made fun of the HK society back in late 1970s to early 1990s.

7. David Tao- 陶吉吉

David Tao is probably the first artist to incorporate RnB elements into the Mandopop scene. It was a whiff of fresh air, something different from the soppy ballads that used to rule the airwaves. Simply loved the way how he rearranged the Hokkien folk song 望春风 into a RnB track. Simply brilliant.

8. MTV Unplugged Live in New York- Nirvana

Remembered buying this album(when cassette tape was still the dominant medium) when i was in primary 6. Kicked started my interest in rock music and guitars. Loved Kurt Cobain vocals, image and basically everything he did.

Songs to check out: Cover of David Bowie's The Man Who Sold the World, Where did you sleep last night?

Too bad he died(committed suicide by busting his own head) shortly i started to listen to his music. Im sure if he was still around,he would had dissed out more angsty tunes and rock, in particularly grunge, wouldn't have die of a slow death.

9. Use your illusions 1 - Gun and Roses

In my humble opinion, i think November Rain is the greatest rock ballad of all time. Clocking in at 11 + mins, this track is brilliantly arranged with guitar riffs synchronized with the ivories of the piano, and superbly handled by Axl Rose. This album also includes Don't Cry, another brilliant rock ballad, and others high energy head banging tracks.

10. Greatest Hits Album- 陈升

Here's someone who isnt that well known over on our shores. Amidst of all the teeny boppers ruling the Mandopop airwaves, his songs are a reminder of how music should be made. Without much fancy gimmicks, you could tell that his songs are all sung from the heart. His voice isn't really powerful or anything,but his rustic charm really grows onto you. Personally i feel that 不再让你孤单 is the stand out track in this album. If you are finding a perfect song to propose to someone, look no further.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:59 PM
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