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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Drinking Woes

After the previous Horlick fiasco, I decided to eliminate all form of ambiguity the other night by specifically ordering 好立克冰 (Ice Horlick in Chinese), while James opt for a cup of Kopi Peng, which the drink assistant somehow managed to mangle the pronunciation and pronounced it as 哥笔冰 (Gepi Peng).

While the two cup of beverages that were brought before us were chilled with ice, the Horlick Peng was one of the most rancid tasting fluid I have ever put in my mouth. And adding insult to injury, James kindly remarked that the cup of diluted horlick looks uncannily like fertilizing agent from a certain body part.

Given my misfortunes with beverages, I decided to play it safe and opted for iced water when I attended my childhood friend wedding banquet last night (Congratulations Toad and er..Mrs Toad). I mean what the chances of the waiter screwing up my order of iced water? Well the odds are higher than getting the Section 377A of the penal code repealed.

The initial cup of iced water did turn out fine. However given the lack of distinct coloring difference, the waiter decided to refill my glass with some 7UP/Sprite. So on top of eating the usual wedding fare, my entire night was spent racking up calories some carbonated beverage.

All I can say that it's extremely regrettable that I did not buy any 4-D last night.

Random Video of the Day



Crying in the Party

熱播的歌 忽爾靜了
場邊 一聲慘叫
好友都靠近了 你沒有被忘掉
觀眾 預了分擔惡兆

大喝三杯 失控地笑
孩子 終於哭了
空氣的震盪裡 你沒說但心照
某個事情大概 不妙了

*因一個人痛哭 哭崩派對舞曲
我也曾像這樣 青春大概相似
總有段情 落入這種 困局

或有一天 當你大了
城府 開始深了
年輕的眼淚流光了 便掛念曾經這樣了*

讓你哭泣 哭到倦了
重整 呼吸心跳
哭過吵過鬧過 你為愛做足了
再接下來就要 收拾了

Repeat *

是 所有熱情會乾掉 一發現已經成熟了


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:41 PM
Monday, October 22, 2007

Signs

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Hands up, those who know the existence of this sign.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:38 PM
Saturday, October 20, 2007

Stupid picture III

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Note to self: Act cute, not constipated.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:25 PM
Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Stupid picture II

A big part of the Korea trip was visiting the filming locales of those sappy Korean Dramas. Being someone who didn't watch any K-dramas before, not even The Jewel Palace or the Lovely Samsoon, I couldn't fathom what's so great about these places.

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This house was built specially for the drama, All-In. Not impressed.


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The statues of the leads in Winter Sonata. Oooh, the actress looks tasty...swoon


Random Conversation of the Day

Friend (F): Eh, you have hair loss problem or not?

tyw(T): Yeah.

F: Got meh, can't tell leh.

T: Last time my hair was very thick, now it's thin.

F: Like that consider hair loss meh?

T: Then where did the hair gone to?

F: Ermm...

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:51 PM
Monday, October 15, 2007

Repeal it

Section 377A of the penal code states that should a man be found to have committed an act of "gross indecency" with another man, he is liable to be put behind bars for up to 2 years. Now there's a movement to get the act repealed. Read more about the movement here, and sign the petition here.

I'm not exactly pro-homosexuality but recent exposure towards their way of lives have made me sympathetic towards their plights. While many have ridiculed Lee Ang's Brokeback Mountain to be overly graphic and even nauseating, I have found it to be a really heart-wrenching film. To me, a relationship is not about the gender but the love that exists between two persons. And what can be more heart breaking when two obviously deeply in love person can't be together with each other.

The proliferation of local blogs, besides spicing up the local internet scene, has also brought about a diversity of opinions, and also letting the others into the cultures and lifestyles of the minorities. A local blog, yawningbread.org, besides offering a balanced critique on the local political and social scene, also chronicles the struggles the local gay community faces from the uptight local authority. It's sad to know that while we recite the same pledge, yet they are subjected to different set of regulations.

As a netizen rightly points out, it's not about gay, it's about love.


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:06 PM
Saturday, October 13, 2007

They just fucked with the wrong Mexican



Funniest "movie trailer" ever made. Too bad, the movie is never going to be made in the first place as the trailer is just a filler in the Grindhouse feature by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez.

Oh, the above clip contains naked gals. Congratulations to all those who stumbled onto this site looking for wanking materials, you finally got something to get orgasmic about.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:57 PM
Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Random Ejaculation

My food intake over the past week...

Sunday- 2 eggs and 2 kosongs pratas, and a bagus cup of teh tarik

Tuesday - 2 real fertile chilli crabs, cereal prawns, some golden brown deep fried mantous and coffee pork ribs from No Signboard restaurant

Wednesday- Fish head curry, masala chicken, some potato dishes and endless supply of deep fried crackers from Muthu's curry

Saturday- Swiss rosti, roast pork knuckles, crepes with ice cream, calamaris, some spanish fried rice dish from Marche

Sunday- Home cooked pan-fried cow lungs, stewed chicken feet and capped of with a whipped cream laden chocolate frappacino from Starbucks

Die lah! Like that how to breach the 90kg barrier by the year end..


The meal at Marche also generated some conversational gems among my friends, the first being:

Wah Lau, 我们吃了十多块的Swiss Rosti。千万不要跟我的妈妈说,会给她骂死。十多块不懂可以买几粒马铃薯sia。
James, questioning the sound logic of spending so much on a few potatos.


And on the next night at Starbucks:

Alvin: Eh,你们昨天去Marche啊?

James: 没有leh。

Ooof: 你不是跟我们去meh?

James:那里有?我昨天哪里有跟你们去买靴?

Alvin: 他妈的啦!我说Marche leh, 不是买靴!

James:Paiseh, 听错!



Someone once told me that I shouldn't stay in a job just because of the friends around me. All along my friends are the glue that has been holding me together. And now that another one of my good friend has left the company, I guess I should banish the inertia that is holding me back. If you do visit this blog, be known that you will be sorely miss.

Random Stupid Picture of the Day

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The evil eunuch illustrating the size of his manhood before it was sheared off.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:23 PM
Saturday, October 06, 2007

Stupid picture

Thank god for stupid pictures like this when blogging ideas dry up and words fail you.


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l-o-v-e..LOVE!


我和绮贞有个约会,已过7天

7 天后,还在怀念着当晚的高亢和沸腾。。。


Encore..


最后的encore曲目,微凉的你

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:54 PM
verbal ejaculation









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