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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Caption Contest

Of the 15 daily odd hits I get on this blog, 1/3 of them are routed here via search engines when the word "wanking" gets searched. I figure the remaining 2/3 just want to have a good laugh at my expense.

Your wishes are granted. A picture of me whoring for attention, nothing new. But this time round, you get to come up with the caption. The winner will get to choose between an autographed copy of the picture below, or a can of Ma Ling luncheon meat. Tag away.

Southern

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:29 PM
Sunday, July 27, 2008

Eason Chan Moving on Stage 11 Concert

意犹未尽

This Chinese idiom is probably most apt phrase to describe the concert Even after 2.5 + hours and 30 over songs, I still couldn't get enough of him. KTV favourites like 十面埋伏,阿牛,人来人往,幸福摩天轮,Shall We Talk were not given airtime at the concert, but that did not prevent the 7000 plus strong crowd from lapping up every dance move or notes that he threw at us.

SPH Life's Boon Chan best summed up Eason's allure with the closing line in his review of the concert:

"Chan is a rare singer and showman who delivers genuinely moving music - in the guise of karaoke hits."

Words fail me when I need it, so I will just let the pictures do the talking.

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The Tham brothers. I'm trying to find the best angle of my face, despite numerous people suggesting that the back of it looks best.

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10 years after my first concert, and I'm finally on the same floor as the stage! And 231 dollars poorer off too :(


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The lights dim and the display panel lights up

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Eason shrouded behind this red wedding gown

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You have heard Eason, the K歌之王,now meet Eason, the Dancing King.


原来K歌之王也可以这样唱。

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Showing off his dancing chops while singing 谢谢侬。

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Where's Eason? Well he's in a position every men (at least myself) would die for.

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Dressed up like a Japanese yazuka.

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Here come the Jeffrey Chung's models!

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Things got too hot that I'm censoring it on my blog. Yeah right, lame excuse for my poor photography skills.


231 bucks for song and dance, and tits and assess. Worth it.

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Emo state, while singing one of my favourite song 我们都寂寞.

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Dressed in a deceptively dull cloak...

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Which blossomed into an spontaneous assault of colours

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The hip hop guru, armed with cane and all

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Stand up for Eason Chan, do the best you can.

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Edmund Leung, who appeared from the crowd to perform half a song.

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Eason's little gal. She is damn cute la. Uh oh, shouldn't be saying this especially after this.

The next day was Eason Chan's birthday and the concert goers serenaded him with their birthday wishes.



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A goodbye wave from him after singing the last song for the night, 与我常在。

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After a short respite at the washroom, we lingered around the carpark area behaving like some teenage groupies. Our wait were rewarded when he showed up and shooked our hands!! Woot! I touched the hand of Eason Chan!! The same hand he probably use to wipe his ass... Erm..

Honestly, he doesn't need to do that. But he was real appreciative for the warm support we showered towards him and it showed. He took the effort to shake every outstretched hands, said words of thanks, and signed every autograph books thrust towards him. Despite some of the negative publicity he received over the years, I'm touched by his humility and affection towards his fans. Thumbs up to you, Eason!

Oh his mother waved at me too! Haha!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:42 PM
Saturday, July 26, 2008

然后。。怎样

This was meant to be written last year, right about the time of my 25th birthday. However like a recurring theme in my life, procrastination took over and it never materialize till now. Why write it now? Cause the lyrics to the song at the end of this post really hits home the way I'm feeling right now.

25 years old and entering what is termed as the quarter life crisis, not really an enviable position to be in (Quarter life crisis, a real misnomer if you ask me. Who in the hell can live till 100 years old). From time to time, I keep asking myself these:

What have I achieved in my 25 years?

What do I really want in life?

What will I be remembered for when I pass on?


When do I see myself in 25 years time?

Who am the real me?

The answer is...I don't really know.

The path for the past 25 years had been laid out for me. Going through the grind of attaining an university degree, and finally getting it. And then, what's next?

2 years of moping around, and I'm going nowhere career-wise. I know what I do not want as a career, but sadly I do not know what I want as a career too. All I did was to look in awe at my peers who are going places in their careers.

Appreciation goes out to those who are concerned about my love life, and those kind enough to matchmake me with their friends. Thanks but no thanks. While I'm filled with envy whenever I see how blissful my friends and their partners are, but I don't want to get into a relationship for the sake of banishing solitude. And definitely not when I'm stuck in a muck right now.

Clearly I'm at a crossroad now. And I need a direction in life.

(PS1. Sorry to those who are here expecting some laughs. Normal service will resume, just need to get this out of the system.

PS2. This is not a cry out for attention or some ego-soothing comments. I am past that phase.)

Random Countdown of the Month

0 day to Eason Chan's Moving on Stage Concert.


然后怎样?

完成了所謂的理想 
放縱了情緒的氾濫
汗都流亁 
天都微亮 
然後怎樣
擁有了旅行的空檔 
卻遺失流浪的背囊
沿著軌道 
一直流浪 
然後怎樣
假期過完有甚麼打算 
走過一個天堂少一個方向
誰在催我成長 
讓我失去迷途的膽量
我怕誰失望 
我為誰而忙
我最初只貪玩 
為何變負擔
為何我的問題 
總得等待別人的答案
我的快樂時代燦爛 
才領悟代價多高昂
不能滿足 
不敢停站 
然後怎樣

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:46 AM
Wednesday, July 23, 2008

SM(A)RT

One particular morning at Bedok MRT....

A: Wey hey. Fancy bumping into you here. What is Mr. Pasir Ris doing here? Slept at you mistress's apartment last night ah? Heh heh

B: How I wish I have one... I took a train from Pasir Ris to here, and will be taking one back to Pasir Ris in order to get a seat for my journey to work.

A: Erm.. Ok.

Random Countdown of the Month

4 more days to Eason Chan's Moving on Stage Concert



Tango 本来就是两人跳的。加多一人,不会变的很不和谐吗?


三个人的探戈

大厅并未因三人局促
闷的或是这首圆舞曲
无聊得她一说
你我抢着答覆
提议这天的节目
什麽玩具可三人共享
情感涉及情义
你自然流畅这三角
同盟游戏大半场
结局却不敢继续想
有影皆三我们从未讲过
时候到该分拆麽
一个话想流汗学探戈
一个乐於配合行前授课
一个只好唱歌
三个独身人士
在探戈需要什麽舞步
才能没有人错人人亦
投入到像拍拖
你们在挤开我
可是要我拍和莫非
可是要我拍和
你俩早隐藏什麽
才可这样和谐合拍地探戈
这现场明明播三拍歌谣
却在跳出火辣效果
你俩一双我原来是一个
忘掉了通知我麽
一个话想流汗
学探戈一个乐於配合
行前授课
一个只好唱歌
一个未可拿搃右与左
一对被牵制着全盘亦错
三个刚刚太多
三个若果同步学探戈
可有什麽舞步能容纳
你和我同时地围着转
不迫我走我
三人行维持平衡地曼舞轻歌

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:54 PM
Sunday, July 20, 2008

Why so serious? Go watch a movie

Joker
Why so serious?

The Dark Knight. Please watch it. Even though we still have 4 more months to go, it is already guaranteed the top spot of my movie of the year. Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker is so immense and captivating that I felt a strong urge to give him a standing ovation when the credits started rolling.

Give the man an Oscar he so rightfully deserve!


Still on the topic of movies, here's my most anticipated movie of 2009.



Watchmen

A complex, multi-layered mystery adventure, Watchmen is set in an alternate 1985 America in which costumed superheroes are part of the fabric of everyday society, and the "Doomsday Clock" - which charts the USA's tension with the Soviet Union - is permanently set at five minutes to midnight. When one of his former colleagues is murdered, the washed-up but no less determined masked vigilante Rorschach sets out to uncover a plot to kill and discredit all past and present superheroes. As he reconnects with his former crime-fighting legion - a ragtag group of retired superheroes, only one of whom has true powers - Rorschach glimpses a wide-ranging and disturbing conspiracy with links to their shared past and catastrophic consequences for the future. Their mission is to watch over humanity...but who is watching the watchmen?

Random Countdown of the Month

6 more days to Eason Chan's Moving on Stage Concert


This video is weird. Just like Alice in Wonderland.

给爱丽斯

给爱丽斯但你却是爱美斯
华丽动人又理智嫌我长得不标致
爱美斯祝你愉快找你的汤告鲁斯
你别怕我会郁郁不得志
被你放得低被你看不起
才有这么多心机作个爱丽斯一起
别对她生气别与她相比
才华多么高都不够买地
所以高攀不起你
给爱丽斯但你却是爱美斯
戒指未能合你意唯有勾一勾手指
爱美斯但求下次
当你想想我拇指
你愿嫁我便记得讲我知
给爱丽斯然后交给b或c
她正是我挂念你的拍子
爱丽斯喜欢什么信物
平贵都无谓理
献上所有私己
她假如喜欢将我一生人给她气坏你
爱丽斯喜欢什么气味
何必妒忌难道你
爱我这副心地
日后成大器等你的汤告鲁斯厌倦你
我再专心讨好你
讨好你
是我的心机若你看不起
被你偷听都等于对我爱丽斯不起
别对我生气别怪我卑鄙
明明将这首歌给我爱人
抛到海都不给你
我再抛开她千里

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:59 PM
Saturday, July 19, 2008

Cosfest 2008

Another year, another Cosfest. Even though I only attended the day 2 of the event, this year's edition turned out memorable for me, thanks to...

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GUNDAM!

That silly grin remained a permanent fixture on my face once I caught sight of him. Man, I'm not even a mecha fan and I'm going wobbly knees over him. I can totally empathized if the Gundman fans experienced multiple orgams on that day.

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Look at the details and craftsmenship of his costume.

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Gundman pondering how long before he will appear on youtube.

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*Insert mechanic roar*

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Gundam-san trying to get intimate with the Chang-Er dressed alike..

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Which didn't go down too well with the Kung Fu posse. Of course, Gundman easily fended them off.


If only the Kung Fu posse consulted me before their skirmish, I would gladly point them towards the chink in Gundam seemingly impregnable amour for a

*silence*
*silence*

1 million dollars. Mwahahaha

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Someone hand me some rubber bands.

Another uber cool cosplayer was Optimus Prime.

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Monkey D. Luffy fascinated with the presence of the scarlet monster truck


Transform! Tzchi-chi-cu-chi-chic

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Optimus: Er...Where did the bad guys go?
Subordinate: Boss, they finished their business and even had time for pratas and teh tariks while you were transforming.
(Ps. The gal in green looks kind of cute)

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Optimus Prime looks like Mini-Me.

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But that did not stop him from squaring off with Gundam...

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And comparing the size of their...er.. exhaust pipes.


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Dream and Death from the Sandman gracing this year's Cosfest.

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But don't you think he resembles 陈汉典 from 大闷锅 and 康熙 ?

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Pee, you're on Candid Camera!

A annual highlight is of course meeting 031 at the event

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031's cosplaying as .. I dunno, some pizza hut delivery gal in a shocking pink outfit, on day 1.

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The pink monster and Sheryl Nomes on day 2.

Given that I have lost touch with the manga/anime scene sans the weekly viewing of One Piece, Bleach and Naruto manga, I couldn't really identify 99% of the costumes that were being paraded by the cosplayers. However the below few managed to catch my eyes during the event:

The Most Nosebleed inducing Cosplayer


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This lady showed up for the first day of the Cosfest. Thankfully I wasn't around, or the National Bloodbank would be facing an unprecedented shortage on that day.

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A close second, the gal with the big mechanic wings, and a crayfish shell amour.

Most Colorful Costume
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The most colorful and catchy costume. Now is the cosplayer male or female? Hmm

Most WTF!? Costume
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According to Ooof, the closest thing to an Otaku in my social circle, he/she is Elizabeth the Duck from Gintama.

Most Authentic Cosplayer
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For the third year running, Mr. Chao Li Ku wins with his getup as Singapore SAF Recruit.

And there you go, my tongue-in-cheek take on this year's Cosfest. Please do not be offended by what is written here, for I am just a useless piece of pink meat.

(The photos with superior picture quality are taken by X. His set on Cosfest 2008 can be found here.)

Random Countdown of the Month

7 more days to Eason Chan's Moving on Stage concert

This guy can cause a riot by himself.

打得火热

流著大汗还盖被吃喷火的咖哩竟然倍觉美味
犹像现在我跟你最烫手蒸汽机爱上点火器
麻辣就是你的标记我不怕热气晚晚要与你竞技
几多恋火烧不起最尾我鄐遇上你更确信火爆有理

我知我与你会爱得激烈
越亲越热然后短兵相接
我不怕爱上你与你打得火热
像这般亲热谁又需要撇脱
我知我与你会爱得轰烈
热恋事业谁亦呕心沥血
我不怕爱上你爱到水深火热
幸福的死穴情愿一世倒贴

骑著大象游肯雅泰国沙滩砌沙只能约你去吧
炎夏若是难招架有你奖它两巴我也不必怕
谁若慢热面斥不雅要找快乐吗
快看看我两个吧好比火种跟烟花
你与我要是碰上会引发一串爆炸

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:22 PM
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