10 reasons why you should ditch that SDU membership.
10. Tummy makes a better pillow than the conventional one
9. With my large body size, I’ll make good sun shade especially at traffic junctions
8. Never fret about wasting food when you dine with me as I’ll finish your leftovers too
7. I'm a low maintenance creature, just feed pig innards and I’ll be contented
6. I'm nice to hug (provided you have long enough arms)
5. I'll give you plenty of freedom; just don't throw away my porn
4. I'm more handsome than a pug
3. Just like kway chap, I’m of an acquired test
2. I'm funny, not the "HAHA" funny kind but rather the "Sibei Lame leh" type
1. There's a six digits figure in my bank account, if you ignore the decimal place.
If you haven't realize by now, the above is a tongue-in-cheek homage to my favourite canned TV show "Late Show with David Letterman". And I'm not a despo as fmq has insinuated me to be.
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