38.2 °C

Patient: Arh...Doctor, think I got fever. Head very hot.

Doctor: Let me take your temperature.

*Ti*

Patient: So how, got fever or not?

Doctor: Your temperature is 38.2 °C

Patient: Really got fever. Can give me two days mc or not?

Doctor: Sorry, your temperature is normal. I can't give you any MC.

Patient: Doctor, don't play play lah.

Doctor: In the past, your temperature would be classified as fever. However due to global warming effects in recent years, the average temperature has risen by more than 1°C. So 38.2°C is considered normal body temperature now.

Patient: (- - ) ...

Today is World Environment Day. Boys and girls, save our planet!


(Not so) Random Video of the Day

Captain Planet!

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"