Caption Contest

Of the 15 daily odd hits I get on this blog, 1/3 of them are routed here via search engines when the word "wanking" gets searched. I figure the remaining 2/3 just want to have a good laugh at my expense.

Your wishes are granted. A picture of me whoring for attention, nothing new. But this time round, you get to come up with the caption. The winner will get to choose between an autographed copy of the picture below, or a can of Ma Ling luncheon meat. Tag away.