My friends often speak of their envy of my height and how they wished their or their boyfriends' limbs would miraculously extend by a few more centimeters. While being tall is aesthetically pleasing, it isn't without its fair share of problems.
I have lost count of the number of times whereby I bumped my head against something.
Or how hard I had to plead my innocence when some kids bawl their eyes out after running into me.
Or how I often run the risk of giving kids free face reconstruction surgeries with a knee smash.
Or how I always risk getting arrowed to be the right marker when the platoon fall in, hence increasing the likelihood of being tekan (punish).
Or how I have to sit through family gatherings where vertically challenged relatives will walked besides me and exclaim: "哇你们看!巨人！" (Hey look! Giant!)
Or even making it more difficult to cheat on my girlfriend/wife as I could be easily spotted in the street with another lady.
I have lost count of the number of times whereby I bumped my head against something.
Or how hard I had to plead my innocence when some kids bawl their eyes out after running into me.
Or how I often run the risk of giving kids free face reconstruction surgeries with a knee smash.
Or how I always risk getting arrowed to be the right marker when the platoon fall in, hence increasing the likelihood of being tekan (punish).
Or how I have to sit through family gatherings where vertically challenged relatives will walked besides me and exclaim: "哇你们看!巨人！" (Hey look! Giant!)
Or even making it more difficult to cheat on my girlfriend/wife as I could be easily spotted in the street with another lady.
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