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Thursday, July 22, 2004
Patrick Kluivert signed a three year contract, reportedly worth 67,000 pound per week and was paraded in front of 400 fans in front of St James Park yesterday. After a season of inactivity in the transfer market, the club has managed to bring in James Milner and Patrick Kluivert. With the rumoured impending capture of Nicky Butt and a new right back, we will have a strong enough squad to challenge for some silverware in what is to be Alan Shearer's swansong season.
How well the team perform will depends on how Kluivert gels with the other strikers. Will Kluivert be the new messiah or the money grabbing mercenary he is rumoured to be? Only time will tell.
It is also interesting to note that now Newcastle have an alleged rapist(Bramble), two racist thugs(Bowyer and Woodgate), a foul mouthed brat(Bellamy), a bling-bling womaniser and his apprentice(Dyer and Jenas) and a brand new rapist cum murderer(Kluivert) joining the crew. How nice.
I will end this entry with a quote from Bill Shankly,the legendary Liverpool coach. Those of you who have been supporting a football club through their ups and downs will surely empathized with this quote.
'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
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