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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

wanker's guide to antagonizing the drink stall vendors

a continuation from the previous post, this time round i'm going to teach you how to antagonize the drink stall vendors with the colloquial speak.

1. Auntie, milo peng ji puey, sio eh hor!

(Can i have a cup of hot iced milo?)

2. Diao Hur ji puey, kar dai!

( Chinese tea with more sugar please.)

3. Ho Wa Ji Puey Teh Si Peng, Kosong.

(Give me a cup of Iced milk tea without any milk.)

4. Coke, siu dai.

( Coke with less sugar. The alternate name for Coke Light)

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