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Sunday, July 11, 2004
1) Contary to popular belief, George Bush did revive the ailing USA economy.President Bush single handedly reinvented the print industry by spawning an entirely new genre,Bushwhacking. Authors are making a fortune by mocking at President Bush, and the general public are lapping up the books that they dished out. The last time i counted, there were at least 5 new arrivals at Times Bookshop that were Bushwhacking related.
2) Singaporeans will no longer know how to utilise their limbs to walk in the future. Spore kids fascination with those roller shoes will render their limbs useless in due time and they have to rely on those same pair of shoes to travel to and fro. Curse the manufacturers of roller shoes.
3) Most will probably know that doctors earn big bucks. What most probably do not know is that doctor earn big bucks by doing minimal amount of work. Visited a GP recently after suffering from a bout of gastric flu. Hoping to get some assurance that i wont die from it and will live till the ripe old age of 80, all i got was less than 1 minute of consultation for my(techinically speaking,my dad's) 22 bucks.
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