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Friday, August 27, 2004

Hypothesis

After studying BF212 for god knows how many hours, i decided to apply what i learn to my daily life.

Skipping various tedious and complicated steps which i deemed more sophisticated than the Black Scholes PDE model, i had derived the below equation:

MY MOOD= kNEWCASTLE'S PERFORMANCE

which k is a constant and the two variables self explanatory.

The equation in layman terms simply means that my mood is proportional to Newcastle United's performance. For example, if Newcastle draws with Norwich City, my mood will be bad. Another example would be if Newcastle loses 1-nil to a team like Partisan Belgrade in a Championship Qualifier, my mood will hit rock bottom and will be depressed for weeks.

PS: The above examples are fictional and if it represent any real life incidents, it is purely coincidental.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 2:17 AM

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