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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

The writing was on the wall

Contrary to the hypothesis mentioned in the previous post, i didn't commit suicide or plunge into a state of clinical depression.... yet,though im getting closer by the day.

Sir Bobby was "relieved" off his managerial post on Monday, but the writing was on the wall for months. Internal bickering, Fat Fred undermining Sir Bobby's day to day running of the club, selling of Woodgate behind Sir Bobby's back, even the famed three blind mices could see the inevitable occuring.

The club will miss a loyal servant and perfect gentlemen, one who carry out his job withutmost dignity.

The fans will remember the fond memories of the progress made from battling relegation to the heady days of Champion League football.

The media will not forget the side spilting quotes he dissed out regulary.

I shall leave you with a few of my favourite Sir Bobby's quotes

"We used to have Shaka Hislop on our books but I've never heard of Shakira. Is she a singer?"
- On learning that Shakira was staying in the same Barcelona hotel as his players in November.

"I would have given my right arm to be a pianist"

"We may have more quality on paper, we don't play on paper. We play on grass"

"What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot"


"They can't be monks - we don't want them to be monks, we want them to be football players because a monk doesn't play football at this level"- On Newcastle's disciplinary problems.


'The first 90 minutes are the most important"


"In a year's time, he's a year older"


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