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Saturday, March 19, 2005
It's official, life size teddy bears are no longer in vogue.
Faced with a non- existence demand from the female population, the future of life size teddy bears were dealt another crucial blow when efforts to promote the teddy bear to corporations in the finance sector failed miserably.
After two phase of talks, no finance companies has offered any hints of interest in this particularly cute series of bears. Analysts are predicting that the bears are likely to end up in small marketing firms as paper weights.