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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Teddy Bear for adoption

Teddy Bear up for adoption, at 10 bucks per month, definitely worth a try.


However, the bear comes with numerous defects.


  1. Plus size plush toy,take up alot of space
  2. Shortsighted
  3. Torn left leg
  4. Defective ears
  5. Bulging tummy
  6. Loose mouth, can't keep secrets
  7. Slow
  8. Lazy
  9. Lack drive
  10. Enjoy eating pig intestines and other weird stuffs

If you are still reading by now, this shows that you have a tinge of interest in adopting this bear. So let me convince you why you should adopt this teddy bear.

  1. Patient
  2. Humourous
  3. Amicable
  4. Affable
  5. Knows how to mop the floor
  6. Low maintenance,just need to feed it with pig intestines
  7. Responsible

As you can see, it's pretty hard to exalt tthe good points when there are so few of them. That being said, i'm sure the kind hearted people out there don't want to see such a nice bear being companionless. HAVE A HEART,ADOPT HIM!

(ps. only females need to apply)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:21 AM


3 Comments:
Blogger DrenChed in Da RaYnE had this to say:

Hahaha.... teddy bear knows how to mop floor with chu chen zhi tuo ba... and can stuck in LT chair.... hahaha... i want to adopt....

 

Blogger Stormtrooper's Lackey had this to say:

you got your mr kang liao. teddy bear only accepts single and available females

 

Blogger putt putt had this to say:

haha..me, me, me!! pick me!! u can save on the transportation too..

 

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