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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Teddy Bear for adoption

Teddy Bear up for adoption, at 10 bucks per month, definitely worth a try.

However, the bear comes with numerous defects.

Plus size plush toy,take up alot of space
Shortsighted
Torn left leg
Defective ears
Bulging tummy
Loose mouth, can't keep secrets
Slow
Lazy
Lack drive
Enjoy eating pig intestines and other weird stuffs

If you are still reading by now, this shows that you have a tinge of interest in adopting this bear. So let me convince you why you should adopt this teddy bear.

Patient
Humourous
Amicable
Affable
Knows how to mop the floor
Low maintenance,just need to feed it with pig intestines
Responsible

As you can see, it's pretty hard to exalt tthe good points when there are so few of them. That being said, i'm sure the kind hearted people out there don't want to see such a nice bear being companionless. HAVE A HEART,ADOPT HIM!

(ps. only females need to apply)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:21 AM

3 Comments:

Miss Garfield had this to say:: Hahaha.... teddy bear knows how to mop floor with chu chen zhi tuo ba... and can stuck in LT chair.... hahaha... i want to adopt....; 8:11 PM
Stormtrooper's Lackey had this to say:: you got your mr kang liao. teddy bear only accepts single and available females; 8:20 PM
putt putt had this to say:: haha..me, me, me!! pick me!! u can save on the transportation too..; 10:50 PM