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Monday, April 25, 2005

The Unbeatables 2005. 双天至尊 2005

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彦肥 :聋挺光,你给我慢着!

聋挺光: 。。。。 小弟,我好像不认识你。

彦肥 : 十年前你在一场赌局中, 出老千而害了我爸爸赔上了他的命。今天我要为我爸爸报仇!

聋挺光: 原来你是彦困的儿子。。。 我早已准备好你为家父报仇此事,随时都能跟你决斗。

彦肥 : 好!那我们十天后,在赌场见!

聋挺光: 彦老弟,你多久没读报纸或看新闻了?新加坡只有综合度假胜地, 没有赌场。综合度假胜地里面有赌博设施,但只占2到3%的总面积。

彦肥 : 。。。。 那好吧,我们十天后,就在综合度假胜地一绝死战!


十天后。。。。。

彦肥 : 哇!这个综合度假胜地真的有够他妈的大!不懂那个赌博设施在哪里。。。。。

过了一小时后,彦肥终于找到了赌博设施。

彦肥 : 倪哪北!真的有够难找!害我差一点迟到。

保安员: 先生,请给我看你的护照。

彦肥 : 这又不是custom, 看passport for fuck!

保安员: 请问你是游客吗?

彦肥 : 游你的蓝啊!我那里像游客?wa si Sing Ga Pore lang, eh hiao tia bo? 哪北!

保安员: 这样对不起,请先生你付一百块入门费。

彦肥 : 这是泽麽蓝脚道理?还没进去赌钱,就要我先赔钱!则麽蓝脚道理!!干你娘!

保安员: 对不起,这是政府为了阻制烂赌现象而所设的规定。

彦肥 : 真扫兴,弄到老子连仇都不想报了!他妈的!!!

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