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Monday, April 18, 2005

the world's greatest joke

Your dating personality profile:

Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.

Your date match profile:

Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Stylish
2. Liberal
3. Wealthy/Ambitious
4. Adventurous
5. Athletic
6. Funny
7. Shy
8. Religious
9. Practical
10. Sensual

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Shy
2. Practical
3. Athletic
4. Funny
5. Religious
6. Stylish
7. Conservative
8. Intellectual
9. Adventurous
10. Traditional

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

Hur Hur Hur...

Me stylish? I would rank that as one of the greatest jokes uttered by mankind.

Me liberal? While this trait is more suitable for the yanks, i wouldn't rule out rooting for the opposition parties in Singapore, especially after this self portrait.

Me ambitious? Only if i can summon the herculean effort to get my ass of my bed on any given days.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:33 AM

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