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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

the taste of resignation

popped by queensway shopping centre to shop for jeans.

confirmed the dreaded fact that a couple more inches of fats have made their way to the waist area.

after enduring the fitting session in a small squeezy changing room, the shop assistant started a somewhat uneasy conversation about my weight.

Him: " Wah, sure can fit into the jeans one lah, or not i got nothing to say haha.."

TYW:" Haha..yeah"

Him: " So you havent go NS right?"

TYW:" ORDed liao loh.."

Him: " Wah..then how come still so fat"

TYW:" Haha.. ORDed two years liao mah, eat back whatever i missed during the NS stint loh"

Him: " Orh..haha. Next time come back here to buy jeans hor!"

TYW:" Ha.yeah"

For most people, they would either

a) Curse and swear and vow never to step foot into the shop again.

b) Stop eating for months to slim down

c) Embark on a torturous exercise regime

What did TYW do in this situation?

Troop down to IKEA and wolf down the Jumbo Size Hotdog. Resignation never tasted so delicious.

Random Picture of the Day

With such a company name, the owner shall never have to worry that the client billing to the wrong person again.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:04 PM

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