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Friday, June 24, 2005
When you are sporting a new haircut, people will likely to ask.. "Wah, you cut your hair huh?" Which you should reply... "No lah, i was sporting a wig last time." When someone spots you writing with your left hand, he/she will likely ask..... "Wah, you writes with your left hand ah!? I didn't know leh!" Which you should reply... "I masturbates with my right hand, wanna see?" People that you see once in a while, tries to break the ice by asking this.... "Wah, you very tall leh! What you eat one huh!?" To which you can reply... "I eat stupid people like you...." Sometimes people just like to comment on your size... "Wah, you very big sized hor.." You should rebut... "Only to puny people like you..." Neighbours who you bumped into countless of times in the lift might ask.... "Eh, you live in this block?" Which such a reply would be apt... "Nope, i'm just following you to burgle your house" Random Picture of the Day  Always a best seller at flea markets |
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