sing when you're wanking |
Friday, July 29, 2005
These days, Singaporeans seem to have a penchant for coming up with weird names for themselves or their offspring. Before you start flicking magazines, story books, phone directories etc to find a name, let tyw advise you on some of the names to avoid. TIM TAY/TEY (Hokkien for being in the way) For the Mr. Tay and Mr. Tey out there, be sure to steer clear of the name Tim. Tim Tay Tim Tey ( a hokkien word for being in the way) , you think anyone would want to hire you meh? MONICA CHEN (Hokkien for groping the ass) Unless you want to be perceived as a sexually hormone charged pervert, choosing Monica as your name wouldn't be exactly a wise choice. HAUTE GAN (Hokkien for letting a pig hump you) With the word Haute seemingly in vogue these days, some impressionable young punks might contemplate choosing Haute as their name, with disastrous outcome if their surname is Gan DICK CHANG (Chinese for Long Dick) Having Dick as a name is already a cannon fodder for bad puns and crass jokes. Of course, it would be worse if your nick name is Chang...... DICKSON CHONG/MAO/LIU/CAI (Chinese for Worms/Hairs/Tumours/Vegetable growing on your dick) If you think being a Dick is bad, being a Dickson is worse. It is likely that everyone will start to take an interest in your personal hygiene and sexual habits. STEVE KOK/KWOK (Stiff Cock) I'm sure it's pretty hard to stand up to the occasions if you have such a name. HARRY KOK/KWOK (Hairy Cock) You must had be a dog in your past life. AARON KOK/KWOK (Errant Cock) What's wrong with having the same name as a Heavenly King? Perhaps the name isn't as reassuring as your girlfriend/spouse would have like it to be. LAMPARD ZHENG (Hokkien for Swollen Testicles) Finally a word of caution for the soon to be Mrs. Zheng. If your other half is a Chelsea fanatic, don't ever let him name your son after Chelsea's No.8 Frank Lampard. Random Picture of the Day Falling coconuts in an industrial park?!
|
verbal ejaculation
Web Counter Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao
Disclaimer Sungei Road Laksa Hill Street Fried Kway Teow Wanker's guide
Kopitiam Antagonizing drink stall assistants The Male Anatomy Working Life Childhood Memories Cosfest 2005 Wanking materials
NUFC.com NUFC forum BBC Sports NBA on CBS Yahoo Fantasy Footy Gamersquare Magicbox www.diaphaneity.com. Click if you are under 18 Archives
July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 March 2010 September 2011 Credits
Designed by mela | Image from Get Fuzzy from comics.com
|