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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mumbles mumbles

I had this friend, James, who often says the most political incorrect things resulting in seriously side splitting moments. This occured while on the train journey home......

Tyw: Wah lao, next week ZYG taking over lecturing duties leh. Don't know whether can understand his heavily accented cheena english or not leh...

James: For our sake, he should conduct his lectures in Mandarin, since there aren't many non Chinese around anyway.

Tyw: I also say. But our lecture got a few ang moh exchange students leh....

Ys: Besides that, how you going to expect him to say terms like US. Treasury, T-Bonds etc in Chinese?

At this point of time, yours truly attempted a rant in an exaggerated Chinese accented Mandarin.

Tyw: 你知道吗。。。 Blah blah blah

James: You know what's the problem with the PRCs or not? They speak like they have a banana stuffed in their mouth. Next time, ask them to remove their bananas before talking to me.

(Not So) Random Picture of the Day

Please be reminded to remove the banana before speaking. Thank you.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:06 PM

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