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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Mumbles mumbles

I had this friend, James, who often says the most political incorrect things resulting in seriously side splitting moments. This occured while on the train journey home......


Tyw: Wah lao, next week ZYG taking over lecturing duties leh. Don't know whether can understand his heavily accented cheena english or not leh...

James: For our sake, he should conduct his lectures in Mandarin, since there aren't many non Chinese around anyway.

Tyw: I also say. But our lecture got a few ang moh exchange students leh....

Ys: Besides that, how you going to expect him to say terms like US. Treasury, T-Bonds etc in Chinese?

At this point of time, yours truly attempted a rant in an exaggerated Chinese accented Mandarin.

Tyw: 你知道吗。。。 Blah blah blah

James: You know what's the problem with the PRCs or not? They speak like they have a banana stuffed in their mouth. Next time, ask them to remove their bananas before talking to me.


(Not So) Random Picture of the Day

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Please be reminded to remove the banana before speaking. Thank you.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:06 PM


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