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Thursday, September 01, 2005
Always wanted something artistic to ramp up the oomph quotient in your home without burning a hole in your wallet? Fret no longer!
Modeled after the Esplanade, this nifty kitchenware serves to keep the flies at bay, which is ironic since the Esplanade has long been lampooned for it's uncanny resemblance to a fly eye. That aside, by looking at the mere presence of the kitchenware, it is liken to being transported to Marina Bay, gazing at the Esplanade under the starry sky. It has the effect of making the most bland food looked like it came out of the hand of James Oliver, the most vomit inducing food taste like...vomit inducing food.(you don't eat with your eyes, do you?)
So what are you waiting for??? Go grab one now! Available at all major shopping outlets.
(Banana sold separately)
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CreditsDesigned by mela | Image from Get Fuzzy from comics.com