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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Converation nuggets for 03/10

The following conversation took place between a banking and finance professor and his students, over the usage of rosewood.

Before we go into the conversation proper, here's a definition of rosewood, from Wikipedia

Rosewood refers to a number of richly hued timbers, brownish with darker veining. All rosewoods are strong and heavy, taking an excellent polish, being suitable for flooring, furniture and turnery. In general, supplies are poor through overexploitation. Some species become canopy trees (to 30 m high), and big pieces can occasionally be found in the trade.

Professor: Before i continue, do you guys have any idea what's rosewood is used for?

Accounting Chap: Coffin

The rest of the class broke out into unrestrained hysterical laughters

Professor: Rosewood, my friend, is one of the hardest wood around. You can burn it with a cigarette and it won't leave any markings behind. So unless you want to preserve a body, you won't want to buy a rosewood coffin.

On the topic of Liverpool, in the wake of the 4-1 drubbing by Chelski.

FYP mate 1: Your Liverpool cannot make it liao la. Can kiss goodbye to the league title liao.

FYP mate 1's friend: Nevermind, we will win the champion's league again. At the end of the season, you will see the image of Gerrad hoisting the Champion's League Trophy over his head again.

tyw: We apologize for showing the footage from last year's Champion League final.

(Not so) Random Picture of the Day

Anyone seen Peter Crouch?

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:24 PM

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