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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

cough cough ah choo.

the time has come for tyw to fall sick again. it seems like tyw has contracted a virus that will rears its ugly whenever examinations loom close. well let's not dwell too much on the frailty of tyw's body and instead focus on how lucrative working as a General Practioner can be.

it occurs to me that a consultation with a GP can never last longer than 5 minutes. To illustrate the point, the consultation with my GP on monday lasted at best 3 minutes. I remembered vividly that when i went into the room, the second verse of Jacky Cheung's 我真的受伤了 was being played over the radio. When i left the room, the bloody song had yet to end....

it also dawned on me that to be a GP, communication skills is not that important. All the GP said during my 3 minutes long consultation was....

  1. What's wrong?
  2. When did it happen?
  3. Say aahhhhh....
  4. Breathe in, breathe out
  5. I giving you medication for flu, inflammation and antibotics
  6. You need a MC right?

it makes me regretthat i didn't take my biology classes seriously during my secondary days or not i will be making big money now. i vow that i'm gonna force my children to memorize the whole damn biology textbook and make sure they go to medical school by hook or by crook.

(Not So) Random Quotes of the Week

'"Yes...but it wasn't my idea to make his (Pires's) leg go numb. What happened? I don't know. "

Henry on the infamous penalty kick by Pires.

"I am focusing on how well they wash my car instead of their figures"

Mr Car Owner, responding to reporter's query at a recent promotion involving bikini clad girls doing car washing duties.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:57 PM


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