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Friday, February 03, 2006
finally relieved of his post. 020206 is going to be the happiest day of 2006, that is until the day i bed Lin Chiling.
On an unrelated note, i finally figured out why two soldiers are needed for prowling during guard duties. Given that live ammunitions are only loaded in event of contacting with hostile intruders, one would have to take out the dummy magazine clip from the rifle, open up the SBO pouch, take out the loaded magazine clip, load the clip, cock the weapon before finally shooting. While the soldier is at it, the intruders could probably take a leak and light up a cigarette or two before stabbing or shooting the soldier.
This is where the additional soldier comes in handy. He could go buy some time by chatting up with the intruders, light their cigarettes, maybe whine about the cookhouse food before his counterpart finally loads his weapon. If all else fail, he can act as a human shield in return for a few glamorous photo on the obituary.
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