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Thursday, February 16, 2006

五行八卦阵

sammm, whom i suspect derived pleasure from seeing me suffers who is a nice and sweet gal, tagged me for another meme. So here it goes.

5 jobs you’ve had in your life:

1. Data entry clerk at Exclusiv Motors. Boring job saw me sitting in front of a internet-less PC, keying in tons of data from lucky draw coupons.

2. Mr.Bao Sua Bao Hai at Disco Hi-Tec. I did filing, sales enquiries, quotations, purchase orders, sales returns, stock taking, store inventories, loading/unloading. At least the food near my office was pretty tasty.

3. Audit Intern at C.S.Chan & Co. Don't ask me why i ended up there. Good and nice co-workers. Once again, the food was great.

4. Mattress tester. Sadly, i only get to test the same old mattress in the same old environment.

5. Ongoing job of smelling the air for any impurities. To date, am not paid for anything.

5 movies you could watch over and over:

1. 英雄本色 aka A Better Tomorrow
2. LOTR trilogy, though i only watched it once.
3. Star Wars 4-6
4. Usual suspects, Keyzer Soze. Nuff said.
5. Kill Bill 1. Make the fanboy inside me happy.

5 TV shows you love(d) to watch:

1. The Simpsons
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Lost
4. 大时代
5. WWE Raw/WCW Nitro

5 places you’ve lived:

1. Bedok North Ave 4
2. Tampines St 82
3. 20SA HQ QM Bunk/ Amoy Quee Guardroom
4. BMTC Sch2 Whiskey Platoon 3 Section 2 Bed 3
5. Hall 14/12/10

5 places you’ve been on vacation to:

1. Perth
2. HK/Macau/Shenzhen
3. Tokyo/Osaka
4. Taipei/Kaoshuing
5. Bangkok

5 places you would rather be:

1. Tyneside
2. Russia
3. Japan
4. Hong Kong
5. Springfield of The Simpson's fame

5 of your favourite foods:

1. Anything egg, maybe with the exception of bittergourd with egg
2. Roti Prata
3. Mushroom Swiss Burger from BK
4. Muffins/chicken pie/curry puffs from this shop in Sunshine Plaza
5. Broccoli, recent fave vege of mine.

5 of your favourite beverages:

1. Horlick Peng Gao, Extra Thick Ice Horlick
2. Melted Chocolate
3. Coke, Coke Lights are for wussies.
4. This fizzy apple drink from a China brand.
5. Milo

5 (or more) websites you visit daily:

1. Er.. this blog
2. CBS Sportsline's NBA
3. Nufc Forum
4. Newsnow Newcastle
5. Tokyotosho

5 people I’ll tag :

People who have time to burn and enjoy being mentally tortured love doing memes.




Random Conversation of the Day:

"Wah lau, damn dui. I missed out on two wu tais games during last night Mahjong session."

Overheard in the toilet, where two random chaps in adjacent cubicles were yakking in between clearing their bowels. A glowing testament to the intelligent game.



posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:42 PM


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