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Saturday, February 04, 2006

初二 jiak pizza

Ok it's 初七 now, so i'm only five days late. Someone should reward me for my punctuality.

According to Chinese customs, 初二 of CNY is the day where the guy is supposed to visit the in-laws, ie the wifey's family. Being the fat unwanted bachelor that i am, i decided to join 5 others bachelors and another happily attached chap to pig out at this pizza joint after watching 霍元甲(The Fearless) .

The pizza was huge and the conversations were funny as usual. We reminisced on how we were terrorised by our secondary school physic teacher, how he once threw chalks at one of my friend, scolded my classmate till he daren't appear in class etc.

Somehow the topic drifted to tennis, and we observed that tennis players loved grunting during matches. This got us thinking, would those who regularly grunt during the clearance of their bowels make good tennis players?

Random Link of the Day

The lowdown on 犯太岁(Fan Tai Sui).

(PS:Not suitable for Kan Tangs, ie in chinese)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:53 PM

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