sing when you're wanking
Monday, April 17, 2006
Perhaps the pigs, whose tongues i had eaten over the years, got together in Piggies Heaven and place a hex on me. With the examination a week away, my tongue is populated with an ulcer of the size of a nostril hole and several other ulcers on my lips. If i am still a tiny pre-schooler, the Ministry of Health would probably deem me as a serious Hand Foot Mouth Disease (HMFD) carrier and quarantine me for a year.
My cause also wasn't help by the fact that i kept snacking on some tasty keropoks* over the past week and drank less than the recommended amount of water.
Due to my klutz-like nature, i went through numerous painful mishaps and thought i have developed a high threshold for pain. However, this bloody ulcer makes me rediscovers what pain feels like again, and i actually teared when food particles come into contact with the ulcer.
With the ulcers community in my mouth, I have to make some changes in my living habits so as not to aggravate the pain. Like how i need to tilt my head to one side while chewing my foot, stick out my tongue out while drinking, having abundance of tissues on hand to swipe away the steady stream of saliva and refrain from sign language to communicate.
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