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Monday, April 10, 2006

Singapore Gila

1. Hunt for karate legend goes cold

Three Singaporeans on a mission to find a karate legend have been found huddled in an abandoned car on a north Japanese mountainside, local media reports say.

One of the Singaporeans told police in Hirosaki his dying father had told his group to seek the master.

Thirteen people had set out from Singapore but one group became lost on the slopes of Mount Iwaki.

One member told TV Asahi: "Japan looked so small on the map that we thought we would find him straight away."

Light clothing

Japanese media said the group included the wife of the man who made the dying wish.

The 13 had split into three groups, with another four resting at a hotel.

The three men who got lost telephoned for help from a mobile phone.

Police said they were wearing only light clothing on the mountain, which is 1,600 metres (5,249 feet) high.

"Neither police nor local people know of anyone running karate classes in this area," the Reuters news agency quoted a police spokesman as saying.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/asia-pacific/4883608.stm

Published: 2006/04/06 13:04:46 GMT

Maybe someone should have the heart to inform the Singaporeans that Pat. "Mr. Miyagi" Morritta 1) doesn't live in Japan and 2) he will be meeting his father real soon.

2. Miss Singapore Universe 2006

(Source: Mediacorp TV)

One has big jugs(drools), the other has fairly big eyes. Yet why does the one with big jugs get to represent Singapore at the Miss Universe 2006? jdi813 from the sammyboy forum has the answer:

Actually i feel Jade should have won ... she had more poise and was more natural and candid during the Q&A sections

... but since the actual Miss universe pagents will not require any Q&As in the initial rounds i guess i makes sense that they picked the one with the biggests boobs

Random Picture of the Day

Dingo showing his true form

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