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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Welcome to another episode of UlcerWatch. I'm your friendly neighbourhood watchdog, Constable Ah Fat.
This is an update of the situation regarding the recent mushrooming of unsavoury ulcers in the neighbourhood. Attempts to eradicte them from the pretinct has been fruitless. Usage of mouthwash and oral medication were only able to contain the growth of existing ulcers, while a strong dose of hydraulic (read: drinking tonne of water) action has only led to a faulty sanitation system. (read: frequent trips to the toilet)
Since the previous episode, there have been more sightings of shady looking ulcers in the community. An informant informed us that another ulcer operating under the tongue while our patrols have spotted a juvenile loitering around the lower lip region.
The ulcers community are extremely dangerous and citizens are advised to steer clear of them and inform the relevant authorities immediately.
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