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Thursday, August 24, 2006

And then there was the frog

I used to find it ridiculous when my friends tell me that they have watched "My Sassy Girl" for countless times. Yes it's a wonderful show, but not even the best porn flick warrants repeated viewings. Notice the words "used to".

Before today i'd caught the show twice, once when it was released in the theatres (with a guy) and the other time was when i bought the DVD (with my brother). I was in the mood for something heartwarming, so i rummage through the stash of DVDs and found the show. So afternoon was spent watching "My Sassy Girl" alone (someone find me a girlfriend!!), and it dawned on me why my friends sat through numerous sittings watching the movie. While I will leave the literacy fawning of the movie to others, instead i'm seeking the help of hardcore fans and conspiracy theorists alike for help on this puzzling scene in the movie:

"How did the frog get into the time capsule?"



(Not So) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zhen Yue's concert.

The song that i'm showcasing today brings back memories as the third ever entry i made on this blog was about this song. How time flies, two years down the road and i still find the song meaningful. Not exactly a good thing, since the lyrics depict the thoughts of a bum who basically idled through his life without any contributions to the society.

For those bums (like me) who are currently at the life's crossroad, use this song to reflect on where you see yourself in the future and also what you actually want out of life.

无路用的人
(click here to listen)

词曲: 张震岳

每天我醒来在床上就在发呆 我的脑袋跟天花板一样空白
昨天在干嘛 明天要干嘛 我的灵魂 似乎不在我的身上
唉呀 未接电话那么多 我想 狗屁事也非常多
我希望 这是一场梦 可以让我 轻轻松松忘掉很多
哇勒蛋 怎么可能会是一场梦呢
我很自由 可是没有工作 是一种痛苦的自由
我在惊什么 我在怕什么 也许 自由 是我逃避的借口

谁能够告诉我 我哪里出了错

反省 是多么重要的事情 可是我到最近才慢慢了解
笨蛋 这两个字我常常骂别人 现在 我只会骂我自己
我了解自己吗 不知道 都已经几岁了 还不知道
这几年 用尽所有力气 试着证明我跟别人不一样
懒觉啦 我的白痴自信和白痴骄傲 害了我
女朋友也跑掉 我还怀疑她妈的 她跟别的男人上床
原来问题出在我这里 我没听她说 她心里面的话

我真的好想她 但美梦已不再

我的车 我的电视 我的浴缸 我的零食
我的鞋 我的书桌 我的计算机 我的肥皂
我的灯 我的CD 我的盐巴 我的牙膏
我的笔 我的沙发 我的一切 不属于我

我的钱 我的冷气 我的地板 我的窗户
我的卡 我的衣柜 我的啤酒 我的菜刀
我的床 我的手机 我的吉他 我的印章
我的心 我的灵魂 我的一切 不属于我

度日如年哪 支离破碎的生活 我就像是没灵魂 在街上晃呀晃
像一滩死水 一种绝望的感觉 没有多余的眼泪来可怜自己
喔 没有人陪我 喔 寂寞的街上霓虹灯闪耀 它似乎在笑我
喔喔喔 啊哈哈 无路用的人

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