sing when you're wanking
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Geez, just overheard this on the evening news. Mr. Ng Teng Fong, the local property tycoon, was named by Forbes as one of the richest person in Singapore, a list dominated by finance and property tycoons. If you are wondering what's so special about Mr. Ng, allow me to recall this hilarious moment of ignorance displayed by tyw during a wealth management class last semester:
Lecturer: The security near my house is pretty tight as Mr. Ng Teng Fong lives just down the road.
*The entire class shot him a blank look*
Lecturer: You mean you don't know who's Mr. Ng Teng Fong? He is one of the richest man in Singapore, probably the most successful property developer in Singapore.
tyw: I only know who's Ding Tai Feng, they sell delicious Xiao Long Bao.
*Class erupted into guffaws*
(Not So) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zhen Yue's concert.
When my family first subscribed to cable back when i was an impressionable secondary school kid, i was basically glued in front of TV watching the MTV channels. Back when i was really into bands like Nirvana, Soundgarden and Gun N Roses, i loathed the time when this really obiang mullet haired Hokkien Beng hogged precious airtime. That was until i heard the anthem, the definitive song for all heartbroken men. I especially like the spoken verses right at the end of the song, it simply exudes machismo.
浪人情歌 (click to listen)
Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao
Sungei Road Laksa
Hill Street Fried Kway Teow
Antagonizing drink stall assistants
The Male Anatomy
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