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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Ding Tai Feng

Geez, just overheard this on the evening news. Mr. Ng Teng Fong, the local property tycoon, was named by Forbes as one of the richest person in Singapore, a list dominated by finance and property tycoons. If you are wondering what's so special about Mr. Ng, allow me to recall this hilarious moment of ignorance displayed by tyw during a wealth management class last semester:

Lecturer: The security near my house is pretty tight as Mr. Ng Teng Fong lives just down the road.

*The entire class shot him a blank look*

Lecturer: You mean you don't know who's Mr. Ng Teng Fong? He is one of the richest man in Singapore, probably the most successful property developer in Singapore.

tyw: I only know who's Ding Tai Feng, they sell delicious Xiao Long Bao.

*Class erupted into guffaws*

(Not So) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zhen Yue's concert.

When my family first subscribed to cable back when i was an impressionable secondary school kid, i was basically glued in front of TV watching the MTV channels. Back when i was really into bands like Nirvana, Soundgarden and Gun N Roses, i loathed the time when this really obiang mullet haired Hokkien Beng hogged precious airtime. That was until i heard the anthem, the definitive song for all heartbroken men. I especially like the spoken verses right at the end of the song, it simply exudes machismo.


浪人情歌 (click to listen)


不要再想你,
不要再爱你

让时间悄悄的飞逝,
抹去我俩的回忆

对于你的名字,
从今不会再提起

不再让悲伤,
将我心占据

让它随风去,
让它无痕迹

所有快乐悲伤所有过去通通都抛去
心中想的念的盼的望的不会再是你
不愿再承受,
要把你忘记

我会擦去我不小心滴下的泪水
还会装做一切都无所谓
将你和我的爱情全部敲碎
再将它通通赶出我受伤的心扉
不愿再承受,
我把你忘记

你会看见的,
把你忘记

我想到了一个忘记温柔的你的方法:
我不要再想你,
不要再爱你

不会再提起,
我的生命中,
不曾有你


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