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Monday, August 21, 2006

miseducation of tyw

Sometimes i'm amazed by the amount of lewd banal stuffs that come out from my mouth. Take this conversation that occured over a steamboat dinner last night:

Guy Friends : Haha, you know there's this massage palour in Geylang which goes by the name BJ* Massage?

tyw: There's one in Chinatown too.

Guy Friends : How do you know, you went before ah?

Puzzled looking Gal Friends: What's BJ ah?

Sniggering Guy Friends: Haha, don't know leh.

A poker faced tyw: BJ stands for Bali Javanese Massage. To save on printing such a lengthy name, the owner condensed it into the acroymn BJ loh.

Sniggering Guy Friends : tyw must had visited the chain before and found out that they do not offer special services. That's the reason why he knew about the whole Bali Javanese thingy. Am i right, mr tyw?

A poker faced tyw: No leh, i'm the owner of the chain.

At this point, the guys broke into hearty guffaws while the ladies were still wearing a puzzled look.

*BJ- Acroymn for blowjob.

(Not so) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zheng Yue's concert

Approximately two more weeks to the above mentioned concert, i thought it would be apt to start a countdown with some non-mainstream songs of the artistes. The first in the series, this nice romantic piano number "夏夜晚风" by Wubai.

夏夜晚风
词曲: 伍佰

夏夜里的晚风
吹拂着你在我怀中
你的秀发蓬松
缠绕着我随风摆动
月亮挂在星空
牵绊着你诉情哀
有你味道的风
就是我还在等待的爱
一个夏夜晚风的爱
一颗寂寞的心的爱
一个还在等待的爱
不知道怎么搞的
最近老是做这个梦
可能是我痴情
或者是我太笨
总之梦很美你也很美
只是我还在等
灯火闪着余波
随着你的呼吸移动
你说你想入梦
我的臂窝有你的梦
将你轻轻捧起
让你在我耳边细语
夏夜的风有你
就是我还在等待的爱

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:53 PM

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