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Monday, August 21, 2006
Sometimes i'm amazed by the amount of lewd banal stuffs that come out from my mouth. Take this conversation that occured over a steamboat dinner last night: Guy Friends : Haha, you know there's this massage palour in Geylang which goes by the name BJ* Massage? tyw: There's one in Chinatown too. Guy Friends : How do you know, you went before ah? Puzzled looking Gal Friends: What's BJ ah? Sniggering Guy Friends: Haha, don't know leh. A poker faced tyw: BJ stands for Bali Javanese Massage. To save on printing such a lengthy name, the owner condensed it into the acroymn BJ loh. Sniggering Guy Friends : tyw must had visited the chain before and found out that they do not offer special services. That's the reason why he knew about the whole Bali Javanese thingy. Am i right, mr tyw? A poker faced tyw: No leh, i'm the owner of the chain. At this point, the guys broke into hearty guffaws while the ladies were still wearing a puzzled look. *BJ- Acroymn for blowjob. (Not so) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zheng Yue's concert Approximately two more weeks to the above mentioned concert, i thought it would be apt to start a countdown with some non-mainstream songs of the artistes. The first in the series, this nice romantic piano number "夏夜晚风" by Wubai. 夏夜晚风 词曲: 伍佰 夏夜里的晚风 吹拂着你在我怀中 你的秀发蓬松 缠绕着我随风摆动 月亮挂在星空 牵绊着你诉情哀 有你味道的风 就是我还在等待的爱 一个夏夜晚风的爱 一颗寂寞的心的爱 一个还在等待的爱 不知道怎么搞的 最近老是做这个梦 可能是我痴情 或者是我太笨 总之梦很美你也很美 只是我还在等 灯火闪着余波 随着你的呼吸移动 你说你想入梦 我的臂窝有你的梦 将你轻轻捧起 让你在我耳边细语 夏夜的风有你 就是我还在等待的爱 |
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