sing when you're wanking
Monday, August 21, 2006
Sometimes i'm amazed by the amount of lewd banal stuffs that come out from my mouth. Take this conversation that occured over a steamboat dinner last night:
Guy Friends : Haha, you know there's this massage palour in Geylang which goes by the name BJ* Massage?
tyw: There's one in Chinatown too.
Guy Friends : How do you know, you went before ah?
Puzzled looking Gal Friends: What's BJ ah?
Sniggering Guy Friends: Haha, don't know leh.
A poker faced tyw: BJ stands for Bali Javanese Massage. To save on printing such a lengthy name, the owner condensed it into the acroymn BJ loh.
Sniggering Guy Friends : tyw must had visited the chain before and found out that they do not offer special services. That's the reason why he knew about the whole Bali Javanese thingy. Am i right, mr tyw?
A poker faced tyw: No leh, i'm the owner of the chain.
At this point, the guys broke into hearty guffaws while the ladies were still wearing a puzzled look.
*BJ- Acroymn for blowjob.
(Not so) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zheng Yue's concert
Approximately two more weeks to the above mentioned concert, i thought it would be apt to start a countdown with some non-mainstream songs of the artistes. The first in the series, this nice romantic piano number "夏夜晚风" by Wubai.
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