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Friday, September 01, 2006

Card shark

Figured that i'm too goody two shoes, that's why chicks don't dig me. Chicks dig bad guys, so i'm learning to be bad.

I'm built like a punching bag, rather than a fighter. The last time i ran for a sustained period of time was back in JC, so that rules out "Pirated DVD peddler" as a career option. I encounter problem fishing out the wallet from my pocket, let alone wallets from others'. Yeah i can be a pimp, since porn is my thing. But as the saying goes: "做龟公,生儿子没屁眼. I don't want my son to be puking shit next time. I was at my wits end until i saw this video....



Hey, i can be a card shark! I can con money, while impress the chicks. Woot. But wait, how the hell can i master such a trick? Hmmm....



Ahh.. the wonder of internet. Now it even have instructional video on how to perform card tricks. Wait a minute, if its readily available on the internet, any other Tom, Dick and Harry will know about the trick too? Damn! Back to Square One. Guess i'm not suitable to be a bad guy afterall.

(Not So) Random Countdown to Wubai and Zhang Zhen Yue's concert.

A friend once told me: "Yw, i think you're a scary person." I was taken aback by her statement. I was pretty sure that i didn't step on her toes. The last time i checked, i don't eat babies. Neither do i indulge in any vices except the odd bit of porn. Or maybe she found out about my download of the Paris Hilton video!?

Getting pretty worried that she might report me to the police, i probed her further on the meaning behind her statement. "You are such a nice person, always smiling and helping others. Yet i don't know you well, the real person behind that smile." Hew... so she didn't know about the Paris Hilton thingy afterall.

Yes, i agree with what my friend told me. I'm indeed a scary person. No one really knows what i'm thinking except myself. I'm really envious with those people who can readily pour out their feelings and woes to their friends. It's pretty ironic that many people find me to be a good listening ear and some even find me to a good counselour. Yet i simply can't open up to others. Sorry, i simply can't.

钢铁男子 (click here for the mp3 version)

词曲: 伍佰

擦去转身离去之後不争气的泪
灿烂笑容渗杂著汗水
真的累你看不出我的伤悲
景色还是一样的美

忘记昨日一切其实还没有准备
新的明天如何去面对
我需要安慰让悲伤的人不流泪
迎向太阳头也不回

告诉我

像个钢铁般的男子
我会藏起我所有的心事
像座坚强的山能抵挡风和雨
浓雾若散去抬起头遥望著天际
明天又是一片翠绿

像个钢铁般的男子
我会藏起我所有的心事
将我热情的心随季节而冷却
没有尽头前方的路途还遥远
就算感动也无所谓

一切都将成回忆无法抹灭的过去
会随著时间慢慢地模糊的痕迹
就让它去
或许有一天会想起
生命之中曾经战胜自己

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 3:33 PM


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