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Thursday, September 21, 2006
Retirement planning, it's always good to start early. Yeah, and I will start mine by finding some alternative sources of entertainment with the impending reorganization of Yangtze Cinema.
Gone is the old adage of sex sells. The management of yesteryear thought that by being an exclusively R (A) cinema, people of all ages will flock to it for a taste of the forbidden fruit and money will pour in like gushing water. That was until the Internet showed up as the party pooper and the cinema relegated to become the favourite haunt of the Tiko Peks.
So what will happen to the sexually charged Ah Peks? Surely we can’t expect them to turn IT savvy overnight and start downloading porn from the internet, can we? Or ask them to fork out a minimum of $30 for the few short lived minutes with the back alley hookers? If the government wishes to back up their claims of being an elderly friendly country, surely they should step in and get the management to change their mind. Make it a national heritage site if they must, for the legion of Ah Peks (and me in 40 years time) can’t live without Yangtze Cinema.(Ps: Contrary to misguided beliefs, I have never visit the Yangtze Cinema before. Not at least till I'm 60.)
Random Plug of the Day
The friendly hairstylist Jenny, who attended to me spoke of an ongoing promotion at the Changi Airport Terminal 2's outlet of EC house. Simply present your NTUC Link Card at the outlet and your companion can get a haircut for free. This means that your haircut will only cost $5. (that is assuming your companion isn't a miser) She also informed me that a new EC house saloon will be opening at the existing Terminal 2 site, which will provide extra services like shampoo and massage for those who do not want to board a flight with their freshly snipped hair landing on your inflight meal.
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