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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Theory of Relativity

When one pays in excess of hundreds for a membership in those swanky downtown gyms, he gets to rub shoulders with the likes of residential beefcakes like Vincent Ng.

When I pay $2.50 for a workout session at the communal gym, I have to wait in line with artistes of yesteryears like Zhaojin, one half of popular 80s comedy act Hua Liang and Zhao Jin, for the use of the threadmills.

Random Pictures of the Day

My soon to be 3 months stint in the army was spent doing an array of tasks, and one of the task was to decorate the desolated conference room besides my office. Together with my colleagues, we had this grand scheme of painting our silhouettes on the wall. But Banksy, we aren't.

As you can see, excellent ideas often don't translate to excellent end products. Look at the guy on the right, having an arm that the Incredible Hulk would be proud of while his legs look that those on a baby elephant.

And yours truely? I look like someone that the Sasquatch Information Society would be interested in.

Enough talking about the artistically challenged, is anyone interested to go to the Singapore Biennale 2006 with me?

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:24 PM

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