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Thursday, October 12, 2006
In what is an absurd piece of concert news, the beany eyed uber super duper Korean hunk Rain is coming for a concert, in which the most expensive ticket costs $888!
Not even the King of (Yesteryear) Pop, Michael Jackson could command such a premium when he held a concert way back in the 90s. The God of Cantopop, Jacky Cheung, could also only command a price in excess of $300. So both the King and God got usurped by a dash of Rain.
At $888, or even the cheapest $188, only people living in drought hit Sahara dessert would consider going to the concert. HAHAHAHA hahahah haaaa.. ha. er.. Ok.
Seriously, who in the right mind would fork out that obscene amount of money just to watch this admittedly handsome chap prance around on stage. For $888, one could sponsor the living expenses of close to 10 orphans residing in Thailand's Care Corner Orphanage. Even with the obscene high price tag, some teenage gals are already making plans to skip their meals, sell their soiled panties, their chasity, rob and steal, just to make enough for the concert. Pure insanity.
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