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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Singapore Idle

A typical day for tyw revolves around applying for jobs, waiting for phone calls that never materialize, checking PSI index and cursing at Indonesia, reading 村下春树's 挪威的森林, taking a nap immediately after lunch and visiting the gym on alternate days.

I need a job soon to break out of this monotony but as Phuan says " Lang Suay Qi Jiao Bian Kong Quay" (人衰,养鸟变公鸡), when one his down on luck, nothing will go his way. As a measure of how bored I was, I actually visited the gym four times last week. And today, I actually spent a good 20 minutes gawking at a funeral procession (bless the departed soul). What can I do to get out of this vicious monotonous cycle? Since I have little luck in gaining employment, maybe I will have better luck in finding a rich tai tai and live off her.

Random Picture of the Day

X felt that it is imperative to change my image, which has been synonymous with porn, by taking this picture with the humongous teddy bear. Notice how reluctant I looked in that picture. Hope no one thinks I'm into beastility now.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:14 PM

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