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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Questions NOT to ask at the end of an interview

1. How do I get to XX Building ah? I got an interview lined up with a bigger company at 3pm.

2. Are those a pair of 34D?

3. I can't help but notice the piece of chicken lodged between your teeth, so is the chicken rice nice? I'm famished after this interview.

4. Are your colleagues prettier than you?

5. What's the name of the position that I've applied for ah?

6. Can I have your mobile number? I might want to clarify some doubts with you after office hours.

7. What time do you all usually knock off ah? I want to rush home to catch the Korean drama.

And...

Random Picture of the Day

8. How do you rate my chances of being the company's next poster boy?

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:24 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous had this to say:: Funny you should mention "poster boy" - i modelled for my last company's poster for internal circulation on diversity and inclusion - though only half my body and face appeared haa.; 10:13 AM
Stormtrooper's Lackey had this to say:: Haha, but you didn't leave your company because your full profile wasn't capture on the poster? ;); 10:21 PM