sing when you're wanking
Friday, November 10, 2006
My friends often speak of their envy of my height and how they wished their or their boyfriends' limbs would miraculously extend by a few more centimeters. While being tall is aesthetically pleasing, it isn't without its fair share of problems.
I have lost count of the number of times whereby I bumped my head against something.
Or how hard I had to plead my innocence when some kids bawl their eyes out after running into me.
Or how I often run the risk of giving kids free face reconstruction surgeries with a knee smash.
Or how I always risk getting arrowed to be the right marker when the platoon fall in, hence increasing the likelihood of being tekan (punish).
Or how I have to sit through family gatherings where vertically challenged relatives will walked besides me and exclaim: "哇你们看!巨人！" (Hey look! Giant!)
Or even making it more difficult to cheat on my girlfriend/wife as I could be easily spotted in the street with another lady.
Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao
Sungei Road Laksa
Hill Street Fried Kway Teow
Antagonizing drink stall assistants
The Male Anatomy
NBA on CBS
Yahoo Fantasy Footy
Click if you are under 18
CreditsDesigned by mela | Image from Get Fuzzy from comics.com