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Friday, November 10, 2006

Tall Thor Thaws The Thong Too

My friends often speak of their envy of my height and how they wished their or their boyfriends' limbs would miraculously extend by a few more centimeters. While being tall is aesthetically pleasing, it isn't without its fair share of problems.

I have lost count of the number of times whereby I bumped my head against something.

Or how hard I had to plead my innocence when some kids bawl their eyes out after running into me.

Or how I often run the risk of giving kids free face reconstruction surgeries with a knee smash.

Or how I always risk getting arrowed to be the right marker when the platoon fall in, hence increasing the likelihood of being tekan (punish).

Or how I have to sit through family gatherings where vertically challenged relatives will walked besides me and exclaim: "哇你们看!巨人！" (Hey look! Giant!)

Or even making it more difficult to cheat on my girlfriend/wife as I could be easily spotted in the street with another lady.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:21 PM

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