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Friday, November 03, 2006

Tall Thor Thaws The Thong

I'm not sure whether I'm speaking for other guys, but my ego will be pricked whenever I see a lady of comparable height. When that happens I usually have a routine that I follow, in a desperate attempt to soothe my ego.

1. Take quick glance at her feet, to ascertain whether she's wearing any heels. If she is, heave a sigh of relief and go on admiring other aspects of her body. If not, proceed to step 2.

2. With an air of nonchalance, act oblivious of her presence.

3. Take small discreet steps towards the lady.

4. Just as I passed by her, quickly gauge my height against her.

5. If I am indeed taller, turn back and admire her ~~butt~~ back. If not, go tower over some shortie to soothe bruised ego.

(Not so) Random Picture of the Day

Gulps....

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:19 PM

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