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Monday, February 12, 2007

Random Ejaculations

Pandas. Cubs. Cute.

So China is starting a campaign to educate it citizens on the proper way of queuing. Being a nation that lists queuing as a national pastime, we should produce educational videos featuring orderly Singaporean queuing up for their HDB flats, bak kwa, donuts etc. Just remember to omit the queues for the Hello Kitties.

Which is more perplexing? Buying condoms that have holes on them, or procuring insurance that offers no coverage?

The last person I would expect labeling me loose and promiscuous is a fruit juice vendor. I just happened to walk towards the fruit juice stall while the lady vendor was promoting the benefits of carrot juice to my colleagues when she suddenly blurted:

"你看这位先生一脸风流, 不要把病传给你的女朋友!"

("Look at this guy, so loose and promiscuous. Don't pass any sexual diseases to your girlfriend!")

Sigh, maybe I should really tone down my lecherous ways.

Random Picture of the Day

Not the clearest of pictures, but it reads 99.42. Two digits, two digits!

Ps: Remember to buy 9942 for the upcoming lottery draws.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:18 AM

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