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Monday, April 09, 2007

拉到脚软 Lao Kar Kah Neng

I should have known better. After two consecutive days of feasting on curry chickens, it was naive of me to think that there will be no repercussions with my haphazard dining habits.

Well payback is a bitch and I succumbed to a rather serious bout of diarrhoea today. Within half a day, I lao sai'ed (had the runs) six times, which is even more than what I would in an unproductive week. I reckoned that if there were official documentations of my forays to the loo today, I could submit my "feat" to the Guinness World Record and be proclaimed as the World's Lao Sai King.

Despite shitting three times before I headed for work, I was all gung ho and raring to head for work, believing that mind can triumph over body. Apparently, the anus falls outside the jurisdiction of the mind. Even after another three trips to the loo before lunchtime, I was still adamant that I stay the course of the day. However when I lost my appetite come lunchtime (tyw having no appetite!?), the trip to the doctor was inevitable.

Given my previous run-ins with a real shitty doctor, my expectations of receiving good services from General Practitioners weren't particularly high. This doctor I saw was doing real fine, until he decided to spoil my "experience" by asking this question at the end of the consultation...

Doc: "So do you wash or use toilet paper when you shit at home?"

tyw: "Er..wash?"

Doc: "Yes, washing is way better."

For the record, I have lao sai'ed eight times (and still counting) today. A feat, which I hope will never be surpassed again.

Random Picture of the Day

Er..think I pooped in my pants.

(Picture courtesy of yc)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:50 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous had this to say:: Think wat the doc is trying to say is: given your lao sai frequency, washing is a better choice -- no abrasion~

Ha!

GET WELL SOON!; 1:40 AM
Stormtrooper's Lackey had this to say:: yeah, that's a pretty logical explanation.

Thks and all the best for your exams too~; 9:25 PM