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Monday, April 16, 2007

The most romantic things you could say to your girlfriend

"We can be anorexic together. This way, we can save a lot on food expenditure."

"Honey, you know what's the thing that I'm looking most forward to when we get married next time? Going home and enjoy a nice warm meal cooked by you, and watching you do the dishes after that. Isn't that wonderful?"

"The most romantic thing is to grow fat together. This way, no one else will fancy us and we can have each other's company till we grow old and die."
(Inspired by rs's msn nick from some time back)

"You are like that scar on my arm. Ugly and yet always by my side. Thanks for everything."

"Ni de neh neh heng da li" (Your boobs are very big)

PS: This post is alternatively known as "The reasons why I can't get a girlfriend"

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:56 PM

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