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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Random ejaculations

Just when I thought I could delete LS (Lao Sai) Monday from my memory bank, Saturday came and I LS three times again. Grrrr...... I conclude that my digestive system closes shop at 9pm. What I had last night (some Korean BBQ beef and 3/4 bowl of Kimchee Rameyeon) was simply peanuts compared to what I used to wolfed down in the past. Pity how the mighty has fallen.

I don't know which is more amazing. The fact that I didn't rupture my anus or that I actually managed to aggravate an old knee injury due to the diarrhoea. What's the link between diarrhoea and knee injury? I don't know either. Maybe some aspiring scientists can use this for their research and credit LS Tham when they make their breakthrough.

If my home weighing scale is accurate, the diarrhoea has wiped 4kgs from my hefty frame. Can you believe it, my sai zwee (literally translated to mean shit water) weighed 4kgs. What a load of shit.......

At this rate, I shall rename this post to Random excretion instead..

Still on the topic of shit, I had this major HOLY SHIT moment this week when someone directed me to a particular website. The shock almost ranked right up there with the time when I first discover the sheer size of the horse's pecker. Really.... HOLY SHIT!

Oh a separate note, scientists managed to link red meat to an increased probability in breast cancer. Now I'm worried about those shapely man-boobs (moobs) I'm having.

Within a week, the three ladies in my team sported hairstyles like this. Since when did the watermelon hairstyle became chic again?


(Not so) Random youtube video of the day


Bang, bang, my baby shot me down..........



PS: To my friend, I'm sure everything will be fine on Tuesday.


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:10 AM


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