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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Random Ejaculations

First off, a big thanks to those who offered their concerns and advices on how to patch up that pesky hole on my tongue. Thankfully the ulcer receded. Which also means that my fledging career as a model HPB's anti-smoking campaign(click at your own peril) disappears into thin air. Once again, ZTP Liang Teh was the catalyst behind the recovery. ZTP Liang Teh rules!

Speaking of herbal tea, it seems the image of herbal tea has undergone a major overhaul. Once confined to traditional Chinese medicine hall, it now comes in ring-tab bottle and even have celebrities, like Singapore most famous foreman Ah Du, endorsing it. (Note to self: Resolution for 2008, appear in a herbal tea advertisement.)

Anyone knows what's the side effects of a Vitamin C overdose? Given that my memory seems to be inversely correlated with age, I often forget whether have I consume the daily dosage of Vitamin C supplement and ended up eating more than I should. Maybe having too much Vitamin C has an adverse effect on one's memory.

If I can lose a kilogram for every weight loss quip I hear, I'll probably be weighing as much as Kate Moss does. Okay, probably two Kate Mosses.

OMG! Dunkin Donuts is doing delivery in Singapore! No more spending 3 hours queuing for Donuts! This website is godsend! OMG!

I would like to apologize to full stop, comma and my grammar teacher for the sentence above.

I need some new pants and shirts after my colleague commented I looked like Krusty the Clown, with all that oversized working attire I'm currently donning. So yay to the GSS!

Did I mention that The Simpsons Movie is coming to a screen near you on 26th July?

I mentioned about Soda Green's concert on the 11th of August a while back. Being the impulsive fool that I am, I bought a pair of tickets to the concert without actually finding a companion yet. So whoever is interested in watching it, kindly contact me! Read more about the promotion of their upcoming concert here.

Anyone knows what's the side effects of a Vitamin C overdose? Given that my memory seems to be inversely correlated with age, I often forget whether have I consume the daily dosage of Vitamin C supplement and ended up eating more than I should. Maybe having too much Vitamin C has an adverse effect on one's memory.

Random Banal and Filthy conversation of the Day

While having dinner at 85 market last night, zs subtly hinted to the guys present for an update on our (lack of) love lives. Of course given the sick and twisted mind I possessed, the innocent question turned into something really filthy and banal. The transcript below is an English paraphrase on what transpired

zs: So have you guys been taking part in any "socializing" activities lately?

tyw: Masturbating.

zs: Socializing, means activities with a group of people leh.

tyw: Yeah, I masturbates while watching a group of people.


In all it's Chinese/Hokkien/Singlish glory

zs: Eh,怎样? 最近又没有什么"socializing"activities?

tyw: 打手枪.

zs: 打手枪, 一个人leh. Socializing 需要一堆人才可以的leh.

tyw: 我看一堆人后,才打手枪.



I blame it on the Vitamins Cs.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:49 PM


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