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Sunday, June 24, 2007
Whenever there's a sales going on, rationality becomes a scarce resource.
I reckon that the impending GST hike can be such a potent rationality buster that one might even be able to peddle a bra to a male shopper.MS: But.. but.. The bra you are showing me is an A cup leh. You know, I prefer my women to be a little..hur hur..you know lah..well stocked..hur hur
Bra Promoter (BP) : Sir, you want to buy bra?
Male Shopper (MS) : Er...I have no need for it leh...
BP : Maybe you will develop some man boobs next time mah.
MS : Choy, mine all muscles. You want to touch and see or not?
BP : Hah, no lah. Joking only. But now hor, got 20% discount leh! Can buy for your girlfriend mah. We got those lacy kind, ah ma kind, transparent kind, and even the conical kind wore by Madonna.
MS: I don't have a girlfriend leh.
BP: You got hear of the Cinderella story or not?
MS: Er, yea...
BP: Good good. Then you should buy our bra. Whoever can fits swee swee into this bra confirm is your significant half.
BP: Eh..but if you buy it now, you can beat the GST hike leh. Save on 2% taxes!
MS: Yeah, you have a point. Give me two then.
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