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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
How important is a Provisional Driving License (PDL) that expired more than 1.5 years ago?
Significant enough for me to spend half an hour in my flu weaken state and rummage through my dust infested room to search for it. While I can't wreak havoc behind wheels with my expired PDL, I could at least get it renewed at the post office instead of making another trip this Saturday to the driving school and risk getting run over by some trainee drivers wreaking havoc behind the wheels. After rummaging through the thick stack of mostly outdated letters, I managed to find the PDL, caked with a layer of dust thicker than the talcum powder on a baby's ass. I was about to declare the PDL hunt an unqualified success until I stumbled upon this bold print on one of the letters... "If you do not log in within the 30-day period, with effect from 1st December 2006, your temporary SDU Membership will expire. Your records will be deleted from the database. Subsequently, if you wish to join SDU after 6 months from the graduation date, a membership fee of $10-$15 per individual per year, depending on age group, will apply." NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random youtube video of the day 失恋王 by 陈小春 唱尽了惨遭爱侣遗弃那些歌 仍然无一首够震撼我实际碰到的痛苦苦更多 失恋的故事同样的折堕难怪像每首都写我 你不要跟我争争先唱这最惨的歌 要是你想跟我斗难过斗凄楚 随时拿起咪唱两段我为你叹息的会否比我多 即使间你能流出真眼泪 谁个又会悲惨得过 揭开我的创伤竟好过讲笑话 娱乐大众得到掌声更多 每段恋爱都会认错人失恋的冠军 怎会再有别个这样幸福 谁都跟我没可能合衬才显出我身份 几百万个人只得一个吸引力完全是零分 最低等所以第一名是我 你那里及我衬 要是你想知我对情爱有几灰 随时能讲几个晚上记录痛苦的歌够开演唱会 一生的爱人留低的再会合计亦有几千分贝 最初我不过想分一个安慰奖 谁能料到失恋竟捧了杯 每段恋爱都会认错人失恋的冠军 怎会再有别个这样幸福 谁都跟我没可能合衬才显出我身份 几百万个人只得一个吸引力完全是零分 最低等所以第一名是我 你那里及我衬 看看我有多黱亢奋 看看我最终得到了全场大奖 全凭无人著紧 每段恋爱都会认错人失恋的冠军 怎会再有别个这样幸� 谁都总有甚黱人合衬难得抱憾终生 几百万个人只得一个恋爱吣芡黄屏惴� 负三分该庆幸的人是我 我会继续发奋 |
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