sing when you're wanking |
Saturday, July 28, 2007
The other day, James and I had dinner at this foodcourt near our respective offices before heading down for our driving lessons. Feeling the need for a caffeine rush, James ordered his usual cup of Kopi while I opted for my usual comfort drink, the malty Horlick Peng, to perk myself up.
The two drink stall assistants, who were circling around the foodcourt like vultures, homed in on us as soon as we took our seats. Speaking with a heavy accented PRC styled mandarin, they proceeded to take our orders: Drink stall assistant (DSA) 1: “来,两位要喝些怎么?” James: "咖啡一杯." DSA 1: "那你呢?" TYW: "Horlick peng" DSA 1: "Huh?" TYW: "Horlick peng" DSA 1:"Huh?" DSA 2: "好立克。他要好力克,冰的。" DSA 1:"哦,好立克,我懂。" A few minutes later..... DSA 1:"来,先生你的咖啡和好立克。" TYW: "对不起,我叫的是Horlick peng。" silence... TYW: "Er..我叫的是冰的..." silence... TYW: "Er..多少钱?" DSA 1: "一块一毛。谢谢." James: "你也是 gek qiang, 叫Horlick冷的就好.明知道他们是TKK,还叫怎么Horlick peng? 真是自找得." TYW: "我以为他们已经入乡随俗了嘛,所以应该听得懂Horlick peng." James: "笨地,你会去Starbucks叫Kopi sui dai meh?" Perhaps I should let the drink stall assistants read this. Random Picture of the Day I just want my cup of Horlick Peng! |
verbal ejaculation
Web Counter Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao
Disclaimer Sungei Road Laksa Hill Street Fried Kway Teow Wanker's guide
Kopitiam Antagonizing drink stall assistants The Male Anatomy Working Life Childhood Memories Cosfest 2005 Wanking materials
NUFC.com NUFC forum BBC Sports NBA on CBS Yahoo Fantasy Footy Gamersquare Magicbox www.diaphaneity.com. Click if you are under 18 Archives
July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 March 2010 September 2011 Credits
Designed by mela | Image from Get Fuzzy from comics.com
|