Ooof's friend, on why he wasn't afraid of being bombed if he is posted to Iraq for a job stint. I can imagine the dichotomy of emotions he will be facing if he receive news of striking the Toto jackpot while working in Iraq.
"你吃东西是用吞的,因为你无耻!"
Ooof commenting on my dining habit. or rather my despicable ways. In case you don't get the joke, 耻 has the same pronunciation as 齿.
"每个人都下流。因为你排泄时,液体是往下流的。"
Me trying to justify why it's ok to be a 下流 person. If such logic stands, I wonder how much do those aristocrats (上流社会)spend on their medical bills per month.