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Saturday, August 11, 2007

天胡

A: 哦,洗牌不要那么大声leh,我parents在睡觉leh。

B: Oops, paiseh lah。Miscue, miscue。

A: 干你娘,每次miscue,再miscue我就翻桌子liao。Haha。

B: 人有失手,马有失蹄mah。Haha。

C: Haha,又不见得你把丢失掉你的蓝鸟。。

B: Oei!

D: Nabei lah! 不要再kaopehkaobu了lah。At this rate, 我们打完后,MacDonald breakfast 都卖完了lor。

A:KIN 啦!快点排牌啦!

B:Okay, Okay!

。。。。。。。。。。。。

C:大家又没有花?

A:我铺了。

D:我有两支,等一下hor。Ok,铺了。

C:Oei! Mai zuo bang, 你铺花了没有?

B:Paiseh, miscue。 还没还没!

C: 干!

。。。。。。。。。。。

A:Oei, 庄家打牌leh!

B: Eh, eh! 等一下!

D: 等怎么?等投胎ah?

B: HAHAHA! 各位观众朋友,传说中的天胡即将在你们的眼前亮相!HAHAHA! 我去拿camera 拍下这刻classic moment!快,快,你们去打给《晚报》,叫他们派记者下来做独家访问!HAHAHAA!

A:Wu yea bo!? 给我看看。Wah,真的lei!

D: Ni Nai Beh, 真是有够suay!

B: BWAHAHAHAHA! 我是麻将界的奇才!

C:Oei!天胡你的Lan lah!我是庄家,你怎么可能天胡leh?

D:HAHA!出老千,拖出去砍手!

B:Eh,对吗。。我有十四张牌leh。Eh, 为什么我会有十四张牌啊?Hon Gan!

C:HAHA! Think 你刚才铺花时,铺多一张牌!大相公,诈胡!Ho seh! WOOHOO!

D: 诈胡,可以赔到你siao! HAHAAH!

B: Eh, misuce lah。 不要算leh!Friendly!

A: Friendly 你的Lan lah! Woohoo, 今晚我们的 Defu Lane Butter Crabs 有早落了!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 4:11 PM


1 Comments:
Anonymous Kai had this to say:

HWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Made my day~ =D

 

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